Taking on projects · Summer 2026

Websites without
the bullshit.

We design, build and rank websites that look sharp and load fast — without the bloated timelines or the eye-watering invoice.

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Sites from
£1,000
Turnaround
2–4 wks
Middlemen
Zero
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Pike & Co Plumbing ✦ Northbridge Dental ✦ The Garden Room Studio ✦ Halverson Joinery ✦ Mae & Bramble ✦ Foxglove Veterinary ✦

01 — The Pitch

Three things we promise.
And then we deliver.

Sleek by default

Clean design that makes you look like you've got your act together. No bargain-bin templates. No reheated layouts.

Built to be found

Fast, search-friendly sites that show up when people actually look for you — not buried on page seven.

No drama

Clear pricing, clear timelines, and a human who actually replies — not a Slack bot called "Pod Lead."

02 — What we do

Websites, done properly.

We keep it simple. We design and build websites that look sharp, load fast, and do exactly what your business needs — no bloat, no jargon, no surprise invoices.

03 — How it goes

Four steps. No 90-minute discovery calls.

1

Tell us what you need

A quick chat or a filled-in form. No 90-minute discovery calls. No buzzword bingo.

2

We quote it

A clear price and timeline up front. No "it depends" dance.

3

We build it

You see progress, you give feedback, we get on with it. You talk to the people writing the code.

4

It goes live

Tested, launched and handed over — and we're around if you need us.

04 — Work

A few of the sites we've built.

All live. Click through — they're real, not mockups dressed up.

Plumbing · 2026

Pike & Co Plumbing

A fast, clean site for a busy plumbing firm. Booking, gallery, lead form — done in three weeks.

Design Build SEO

Dental · 2026

Northbridge Dental

A calm, professional booking site that doubled appointment requests in the first month.

Design Build Booking

Studio · 2025

The Garden Room

Portfolio & booking site for a creative studio. Image-led, fast as anything.

Design Build Performance

Joinery · 2025

Halverson Joinery

A craft site that takes itself seriously. Quote calculator, gallery, request-a-call.

Design Build SEO

E-com · 2025

Mae & Bramble

A small-batch homeware shop. Headless e-commerce, sub-second loads, Stripe checkout.

Design Build E-com

Vet · 2025

Foxglove Veterinary

Warm, friendly site with online registration and an emergency-contact flow that actually works.

Design Build Forms

Project screenshots are placeholders — real case studies coming soon.

05 — Why bother

Why bother
with us.

Because most web companies make this harder than it needs to be — and the invoice usually reflects it.

"Small team.
Big standards."

  • 01

    Fair prices

    Starting points, not surprises. You'll know the number before we start. The quote is the price.

  • 02

    Fast turnaround

    Most sites live in weeks, not months. We don't pad timelines to look busy.

  • 03

    Straight answers

    No account managers, no runaround. You talk to the people building it.

  • 04

    It's yours

    You own the site, the domain, the lot. No hostage situations, no lock-in.

    • 06 — Kind words

    People we've built for.

    "Quick, painless, and the site looks brilliant. Did in three weeks what our last agency stretched into six months."
    HP
    Hannah Pike
    Founder, Pike & Co Plumbing
    "Finally a web company that just gets on with it. No nonsense, no padded invoices, and a site we're genuinely proud to send people to."
    MC
    Marcus Chen
    Director, Northbridge Dental
    "They quoted a price, hit it, hit the deadline, and the site loads instantly. Bizarre how rare that combination is."
    SW
    Sarah Whitmore
    Owner, The Garden Room Studio

    07 — Honest pricing

    No "it depends" dance.

    Here's where things start. Final price scales with size and scope — but you'll see the number before we touch a keyboard.

    Plan A

    Starter

    Landing page

    One sharp page that does a single job — and does it well.

    from £1,000

    A single page, built to convert. Live in days, not months.

    • Bespoke single-page design
    • Responsive across every device
    • Contact form or booking link
    • Launch, testing & handover
    • You own everything
    Start a project

    Plan B

    Most popular

    3-page site

    The classic small-business site — home, about, contact and more.

    from £2,000

    Up to three bespoke pages, scoped to what you need.

    • Everything in Landing page
    • Up to three bespoke pages
    • Custom layouts per page
    • Easy-to-edit content
    • Forms, integrations — whatever it needs
    Start a project

    Plan C

    Premium

    Multi-site premium

    Larger sites, more pages, custom features and integrations.

    Contact us

    Scoped to you — we'll quote a fixed price before we start.

    • Everything in 3-page site
    • Unlimited pages & sections
    • Custom features & integrations
    • CMS, blog or e-commerce options
    • Priority build & support
    Get a quote

    Fixed price agreed before we start

    No surprise add-ons mid-project

    You own everything at the end

    A real person to talk to

    08 — About

    We're a website company
    that does things differently.

    Plenty of agencies will dress up a simple website in months of meetings and a budget to match. We won't. We build genuinely good websites — sleek, fast, and built to be found — without the theatre and the markup.

    You deal with the people doing the work. We tell you what things cost up front. And when the site's done, it's yours, free and clear.

    That's it. That's the company.

    Straight talking

    Even when it's not what you'd hoped.

    Fair pricing

    Good work shouldn't cost the earth.

    Quality, fast

    Done properly and done quickly. Both. Always.

    est. 2026 small & sharp

    09 — Contact

    Let's talk.

    Tell us what you need. We'll get back to you fast — usually same day. No hard sell, no nonsense.

    Email hello@needypeanut.com
    Response time Same day, weekdays
    No 90-minute discovery calls
    Prefer email? Drop us a line — we'll take it from there.

    By sending this you're agreeing we can email you back. That's it. No newsletter, no list-renting.

    10 — Ready?

    Need a website that pulls its weight?

    You tell us what you need, we build it, it goes live. From £1,000. No drama. No hostage situations.

    Get a quote hello@needypeanut.com